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Dear Dad:

Thank you for your concerns about internet safety, and for raising me in accordance with those principles. Nothing untoward has happened to me yet, and I’ve met a lot of nice people.

Thank you for fighting the curve of technology long enough for me to understand why you were doing it.

Thank you for questioning authority and for talking smack about every boss you’ve ever had. I mean that. It’s made me more conscious of when something is just plain bullshit.

Thank you for teaching me the word “fuck” at the age of five. I’ve ended up needing it a lot, and for some of the same reasons.

Thank you for fucking up your knee so you could explain what sitting positions I should avoid.

See you tonight