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Uncomfortably Personal Review

No Boundaries Hipsters Underwear (4-pk) (Size L)

4/5 Stars

Glorious. A triumph of intimate apparel. The only pair of women’s panties I have ever owned with sufficiently effective elastic. While not strictly designed with transgender individuals in mind, it accommodates them beautifully, which is more than I can say for almost every other product and institution in this “great” nation. Even just holding the box in the aisle of the grubby Wal-Mart down the street I could tell this time was going to be different. This time I wouldn’t be let down by my purchase. Half a star deducted for the truly abysmal condition of the store – perhaps if they stopped penny-pinching by making geriatrics jump for the living our failing social support systems are not providing, they might have a slightly cleaner aisle for storing the ambrosia of modesty in. Also, see aforementioned note about institutions. Another half star deducted because they didn’t fucking have my size the next time I dragged myself back. Four is not enough for the week.